404 ERROR - AUTHOR IS PLANNING TO BE INEBRIATED BEFORE AND AFTER NEW YEARS

WARNING: THIS BLOG IS GOING TO BE OUT OF COMMISSION FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS. THIS IS TO GIVE THE READERS AN ADVANCE NOTICE. THE AUTHOR OF THIS NOT SO WIDELY READ BLOG IS TAKING A TEMPORARY LEAVE OF ABSENCE. THE TIME SPENT AWAY WILL NOT BE TO THINK, SORT OUT PRIORITIES OR REMODEL THE BLOG. RATHER, THE TIME WILL BE SPENT DOING FAR MORE IMPORTANT THINGS SUCH AS DRINKING, GETTING SLOSHED, AND TRYING TO FIND A GIRL EITHER WILLING OR DRUNK ENOUGH TO KISS THE AUTHOR AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT ON THE 31ST OF DECEMBER. NO FATTIES. BUT KNOWING THIS AUTHOR'S LUCK, THERE WOULD BE NO GIRL AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT. THERE WILL OF COURSE BE HIGH BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVELS AND MAY OR MAY NOT INVOLVE REGURGITATING THE SAME. IN THE MEANWHILE, THIS BLOGGER HOPES THAT ALL OF YOU HAVE ONE HELL OF A NEW YEAR, AND NOT HAVE TO BRIBE THE COPS TO LET YOUR RESPECTIVE PARTIES GO ON. HE ALSO HOPES THAT YOU ARE NOT SWINDLED INTO BUYING HOOCH, AND THAT YOU DO NOT PREVENT UNDERAGE DRINKING (AS LONG AS THE KIDS ARE 16 AND ABOVE). HE THANKS YOU FOR THE SUPPORT  YOU HAVE SHOWN THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A BLOG, AND HOPES THAT THE CURRENT AVERAGE OF ONE COMMENT PER POST EITHER IMPROVES OR AT LEAST STAYS PUT IN THE NEW YEAR.

Happy New Year guys. See you on the other side
Love,
Anish.